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Sunday, May 3, 2009

The Female Rules

  1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

  2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

  3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

  4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.

  5. The Female is never wrong.

  6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

  7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

  8. The Female can change her mind at any time.

  9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.

  10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

  11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

  12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

  13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

  14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

  15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

  16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

  17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

  18. I am not saying i am right but in another word i could be RIGHT.

  19. Th RULES should be abide by all Males if not our Life will be a Disaster.

  20. Females represents Gaya, Mutu & Keunggulan..Our Motto for RULES Of The Day!!
p/s: I hope the picture is not offensive..Cheers to al the females out there!!


  1. wow 5 posts in row..read all of them...well u rocked :D...have a gr8 week ahead..


  2. Wah....nice....yeah FEMALE RULES

  3. hahaha......true to some extent..!!!!

    but i dontthink everyone are the same...!!

  4. Actually there are Only 2 Rules for women.

    Rule #1: She is always right
    Rule #2: Refer back to rule 1#

    that is it. there is no way around it.

  5. Hemu : 10x alot.You too have a great weekend :)

    Veni : Female Rocks. Hehehe..

    Yamini : Hehehe..yeaps you are right!

    Ammu : Hehehe..Double cool :p

    Vasanthan : 10x for the comment. I shall come out with Men's Rules later on.Let's see what say you :)

  6. I dont like any rules. :D

    i use the word 'rules' in different way. REQUEST (bermanja2) :D

  7. Nithz, I love those rules. I have been applying those rules excessively and going to apply some new rules, thanks to you. Good post. tc

  8. Rules are meant to be broken..

    so break the rules!

  9. LOL.. I like this one " am not saying i am right but in another word i could be RIGHT"