"Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is bliss, taste it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it" -- Mother Teresa

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Twenty Funny Truths

1.Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

2.Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3.Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4.They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.

5A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

6.Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7.Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8.You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

9.True friends stab you in the front.

10.Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

11.Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

12.Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

13.Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

14.Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

15.It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

16.They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

17.Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

18.Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

19.Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

20.Sometimes it is better to be alone than being in a relationship as it reminds me of daughter in law & mother in law sense of relationship.....

1 comment:

  1. aduhai... at 2.20am.. intha jokes made me LOL like hell yaah. :P