"Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is bliss, taste it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it" -- Mother Teresa

Saturday, March 28, 2009

What Men Really Mean??






Girls, this advice is for you who are tired of your guys wondering eye. First off, I must tell you, that a lot of your men do not even know that they are checking out other girls, while with you. Men have girls’ hardwired into their brain, and they too, are easily distracted. Like a dog that notices a cat or cat that chases the mouse, men usually do what is instinctual for them.



So here are a few tips for you to keep their attention focused more on you, and the "short mini skirt" walking by.



First you must know that this is an on going investment to keep him focused. A man needs to know that you care about them. Instead of hitting them up with your hectic day first or what ever else is on your mind, engage him about his day. Ask and listen to what he has to say.



Then you have his full attention for him to listen to you and what is on your mind. The next piece of advice, feed on their manhood. They are admittedly simple and love to be teased by you about sex. It does not have to be a pole dance; just a few teasing words and actions on a regular basis will make him think of you more often in excitement when you both are not together. So give him a few things to think about when he is away at work or out hanging with friends.



When you catch him looking in ways he shouldn’t, don’t let him know that it bothers you. There is nothing bigger of an ego booster to a man than knowing his woman is jealous. If a man thinks that it bothers you to look at the girl walking by, he may even do it more just to feed off it. If he happens to not change after all of this, give him a taste of his own medicine. This will always make them think twice, and will finally know how it feels.




A simple yet easy to understand by everyone...



What Men Really Mean :

  • "It's a guy thing."

-Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."



  • "Can I help with dinner?"

-Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"

  • "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."

-Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

  • "It would take too long to explain."

-Really means..."I have no idea how it works.

  • "We're going to be late."

-Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

  • "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."

-Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

  • "That's interesting, dear."

-Really means...."Are you still talking?"
  • "It's a really good movie."

-Really means...."It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."
  • "That's women's work."

-Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."



Now that's the real meaning!!~


A More Meaningful Life


Top ten ways to start a more meaningful life :

Too many of us live like goldfish, swimming in the same orbit day in and day out feeling uninspired, tired, bored and sometimes worse. Life is much too precious to waste that way. Every person has a unique purpose in life. I implore you not to waste your days berating yourself for what you don't know and don't do well. Instead, discover your strengths, passions, purpose and build your life on those.


Here are 10 ideas about living a meaningful life, as I understand them. Embracing even a few of these will help you begin the exciting journey of self discovery

  • We are all here for a purpose. Your being here makes a difference. Your purpose may be obscure to you and a challenge to discover. Start now. There are many resources, coaches and books to help you with this endeavor.
  • The secret to fulfillment is self knowledge. Start the exciting journey of discovery.
  • The second part of the secret to fulfillment is to apply your self knowledge to what you do and how you live. The more you know, the more you can actively pursue your true purpose
  • Don't waste time lamenting what you don't do well. Concentrate on your strengths. Those reflect who you are. Leave the other things to people who do them well.
  • Build on your strengths. Do more of them and give yourself recognition for doing the things you do well.
  • Pay attention to the small details that you enjoy in your everyday life. Do more of them.
  • Pay attention to the small details you don't enjoy. Find ways (such as delegation) to eliminate as many of them as possible.
  • Keep a journal and put particular emphasis on the things about yourself and events in your life for which you are grateful.
  • Make an effort to release the negative aspects of your past. Try not be imprisoned by your past. Do not define yourself by your past.
  • Jumpstart your self-esteem by giving back to the community. Volunteer in a meaningful way that suits who you are and your interests.


Enjoy the journey. You will get to know and like yourself in a whole new way. Work with a friend, hire a coach, and use the resources out there, to help you with objectivity. Have someone point out the good things about you that you have a tendency to overlook. As soon as you stop doing what you hate and start doing what you love, you may find your life more meaningful and fulfilling.

VasoolRaja MBBS Dictionary





VASOOLRAJA MBBS DICTIONARY :



Antibody - Against everyone
Artery - The study of fine paintings
Bacteria - Back door to a cafeteria
Bowel - Letters like a,e,I,o,u
Caesarian Section - A district in Rome
Cardiology - Advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - Searching for lost kitty
Coma - Punctuation mark Yaar, Simple!
Cyst - A short for sister
Diagnosis - Person with slanted nose
Dilate - The late British Princess Diana
Enema - Not a friend
False Labor - Pretending to work
Genes - Blue denim
Hernia - She is close by
Hymen - Greeting to several males
Impotent - distinguished / well-known
Labor Pain - Hurt at work
Menopause - Men no wait
Microbes - Small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse – Grain
Pus - Small cat
Red Blood Count – Dracula
Secretion – Hiding anything
Tablet - Small table
Urine - Opposite of you are out
Varicose - Very close


p/s : Yena kodumai sir idhu!!~

Definition Of Real Malaysian





You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life


Malaysian culture has evolved since Malaysia gained its independence. During the times when parents were my age they would spend time studying, playing traditional games and just lazing around. They would eat traditional food and do EVERYTHING traditional. But now its the 21st century. Times have changed. Therefore western and eastern cultures have clashed and now the new age Malaysian cultures has emerged. What is the new age Malaysian culture? Well read on to find out......




- Motorists:


This is another phenomenon that intrigues me. It seems that they have a few rules of engagements themselves. For example, pedestrians are like those dummies in the test driving chamber. You're supposed to try to ram into them as fast as you can. Unfortunately, these dummies can move. Secondly, motorists keep it in mind that it is not themselves who are in the wrong, it is the other motorists. They think that the motorist is an idiot, or worse, a ******. If EVERY motorist thinks that, then who is the REAL idiot? Very puzzling indeed.



- Mamak stalls:


This is the best, cheapest, and most happening place to "lepak" (hang out). Why, it has budget food (how much can flour, egg and butter cost?), it has cheap drinks (I still think they charge to much for water, tea leaves and a tiny fruit), and the ambiance can be found no where else (Yeah, the oily, smoky air that stings your eyes with tons of Bangladeshi workers, a group of Ah Bengs and Ah Lians in one corner shouting away like they think they're big shots, and to top it all up a few school kids in one corner fagging while looking around cautiously in case they get caught). Definitely one of the more popular places to hang out in Malaysia.



- Coffee Bean & Starbucks:


Ah, the to most famous coffee joints in the world has seeped its claws into Malaysians. It has also even infected me and made me patronize them. Its a disease I tell you. Even though its addictive, I still prefer mamak stalls compared to these high class coffee shops. Come on man, 10 bucks for water, bean extract, shit!



- Cyber Cafes:


When cyber cafe first came to Malaysia they weren't very popular. Most people preferred to stay at home and play computer games and go online there since they have computers at home. Only people with no computers used these places. But that all changed when Gearbox made a Half-Life MOD called Counter-Strike. This little mod which could be downloaded free from the internet took the world by storm. It gained instant popularity. But the only problem is it was a multiplayer game only. Malaysia's phone lines are not fast enough to play this game smoothly. So the only other option is going to a cyber cafe to play Counter-Strike, Alien Vs Predator, Red Alert. Now its like, the only game played by cyber cafe patrons. Funnily, these people have never played any other games before to the fact that they think Half-Life is a Counter-Strike MOD, not vice versa.



- Pirated CDs:


Next to Hong Kong Malaysia is the heaven for pirated CDs. It seems like here in Malaysia these syndicates have rules, that is every major shopping complex and must have at least 5 shops selling pirated CDs. They are very cheap considered to other countries. Plus with the currency exchange rate the only reason why people are visiting Malaysia now is to get pirated CDs, and pirated this, pirated that, yadda yadda yadda...Satu DVD RM7 saja..mari mari mariii..Not to forget 'blue' VCD's are selled even to kids. Pasar malam, restaurants (moving Pirated CD seller's) & so on..Haihs**




- Marquee centers:


If you don't know what is marquee pronounced "marr kay", its those illegal horse gambling machines. Yeah, yeah some of you might think, "But I thought Dr. Mahatir and gang closed it all down with illegal arcade centres?". Well, you better be going out more often that. Those shops with tinted windows which looks empty has marquee machines inside. Most of the guys I know (when i was young) play this thing. Its addictive, and one game is only 20 cents or 1 dollar. Hidden gambling are also available here..
Malaysian Oh Malaysian!!~

10 Rules Of Indian Film Making





Two brothers separated in childhood will always grow up on different sides of the law. The law-breaker, however, will suddenly turn over a new leaf before the end, bash up the villain (who is the *real* bad guy), and be pardoned for all his sins before the last-scene family reunion. (This is possible only if he has a heroine - see rule 2 below).


If the number of heroes is not equal to the number of heroines, the excess heroes/heroines will

a) die


b) join the Red Cross and take off to Switzerland before the end of the movie.



If there are 2 heroes in a movie, they will fight each other savagely for at least 5 minutes (10 if they are brothers).



Any court scene will have the dialogue "Objection milord". If it is said by the hero, or his lawyer, it will be overruled. Else, it will be sustained.



The hero's sister will usually marry the hero's best friend (i.e. the second hero). Else, she will be raped by the villain within the 1st 30 minutes, and commit suicide.



In a chase, the hero will always overtake the villain, even on a bullock-cart, or on foot.
When the hero fires at the villain(s), he will never



a) miss


b) run out of bullets.



When the villain fires at the hero, he will always miss (unless the hero is required to die, as in rule 2).


Any fight sequence shall take place in the vicinity of a stack of


a) pots


b) barrels


c) glass bottles, which will be smashed to pieces.



Any movie involving lost and found brothers will have a song sung by a) the brothers b) their blind mother (but of course, she has to be blind in order to regain her sight in the climax) c) the family dog/cat.








Police inspectors (when not played by the hero) come in two categories:


a) Scrupulously honest, probably the hero's father - killedby the villain before the titles.


b) Honest, but always chasing the anti-hero (as in Rule 1), saying"Ni satteh the uteh tappi keh veh mudiyadhu(you can never run from law & the rules)", only to pat him in the back in reel 23. Usually, this inspector's daughter is in love with the anti-hero.


c) The corrupt inspector, (usually the real villain's sidekick) unceremoniously knocked about by the hero(s) in the climax.


I wish i can elaborate more but that will be in Part 2. Hehehehe..What do you think about this rules? True right?

A Malayalam Guy's Proposal Letter...




A south Indian Guys Proposal Letter.. Hilarious.. Crazy!!!?




CAUTION: MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT EATING OR DRINKING WHEN READING THIS! I WAS DRINKING TEA AND SPURTED AND SPIFFED TEA ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD AND HAD TO *&%$ CLEAN UP!!!




Madam:I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.

I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly gay . Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.That is how nice I am.


I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.


I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand.



If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation



Expecting soon,





Yours and only yours Kutty

Friday, March 13, 2009

~The Top Ten Unexplained Phenomena~

This time i have come out with an article on top ten unexplained phenomena that one may think may understand if you are into mystery stuffs but if you are not one of them & are looking forward for a chicky/childish post, sorry to say, this post is totally a different one. Purinja padingeh, ilehna parevaleh :)

10.The Body/Mind Connection

Medical science is only beginning to understand the ways in which the mind influences the body. The placebo effect, for example, demonstrates that people can at times cause a relief in medical symptoms or suffering by believing the cures to be effective - whether they actually are or not. Using processes only poorly understood, the body's ability to heal itself is far more amazing than anything modern medicine could create.



9. Psychic powers and ESP

Psychic powers and extra-sensory perception (ESP) rank among the top ten unexplained phenomena if for no other reason than that belief in them is so widespread. Many people believe that intuition (see #3) is a form of psychic power, a way of accessing arcane or special knowledge about the world or the future. Researchers have tested people who claim to have psychic powers, though the results under controlled scientific conditions have so far been negative or ambiguous. Some have argued that psychic powers cannot be tested, or for some reason diminish in the presence of skeptics or scientists. If this is true, science will never be able to prove or disprove the existence of psychic powers.


8. Near-Death Experiences and Life After Death

People who were once near death have sometimes reported various mystical experiences (such as going into a tunnel and emerging in a light, being reunited with loved ones, a sense of peace, etc.) that may suggest an existence beyond the grave. While such experiences are profound, no one has returned with proof or verifiable information from "beyond the grave." Skeptics suggest that the experiences are explainable as natural and predictable hallucinations of a traumatized brain, yet there is no way to know with certainty what causes near death experiences or they are merely visions.



7. UFOs

There is no doubt that UFOs (Unidentified Flying Objects) exist - many people see things in the skies that they cannot identify, ranging from aircraft to meteors. Whether or not any of those objects and lights are alien spacecraft is another matter entirely; given the fantastic distances and effort involved in just getting to Earth from across the universe, such a scenario seems unlikely. Still, while careful investigation has revealed known causes for most sighting reports, some UFO incidents will always remain unexplained.





6. Deja vu

Deja vu is a French phrase meaning 'already seen,' referring to the distinct, puzzling, and mysterious feeling of having experienced a specific set of circumstances before. A woman might walk into a building, for example, in a foreign country she'd never visited, and sense that the setting is eerily and intimately familiar. Some attribute deja vu to psychic experiences or unbidden glimpses of previous lives. As with intuition (see #3), research into ,human psychology can offer more naturalistic explanations, but ultimately the cause and nature of the phenomenon itself remains a mystery.




5. Ghosts

From the Shakespeare play "MacBeth" to the NBC show "Medium," spirits of the dead sincere eyewitnesses continue to report seeing, photographing, and even communicating with ghosts. Ghost investigators hope to one day prove that the dead can contact the living, providing a final answer to the mystery. have long made an appearance in our culture and folklore. Many people have reported seeing apparitions of both shadowy strangers and departed loved ones. Though definitive proof for the existence of ghosts remains elusive,






4. Mysterious Disappearances

People disappear for various reasons. Most are runaways, some succumb to accident, a few are abducted or killed, but most are eventually found. Not so with the truly mysterious disappearances. Some people seem to have vanished without a trace. When missing persons are found, it is always through police work, confession, or accident never by 'psychic detectives'). But when the evidence is lacking and leads are lost



3. Intuition

Whether we call it gut feelings, a 'sixth sense,' or something else, we have all experienced intuition at one time or another. Of course, gut feelings are often wrong (how many times during aircraft turbulence have you been sure your plane was going down?), but they do seem to be right much of the time. Psychologists note that people subconsciously pick up information about the world around us, leading us to seemingly sense or know information without knowing exactly how or why we know it.But cases of intuition are difficult to prove or study, and psychology may only be part of the answer.



2. Bigfoot

For decades, large, hairy, manlike beasts called Bigfoot have occasionally been reported by eyewitnesses across America. Despite the thousands of Bigfoot that must exist for a breeding population, not a single body has been found. Not one has been killed by a hunter, struck dead by a speeding car, or even died of natural causes. In the absence of hard evidence like teeth or bones, support comes down to eyewitness sightings and ambiguous photos and films. Since it is logically impossible to prove a universal negative, science will never be able to prove that creatures like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monsterdo not exist, and it is possible that these mysterious beasts lurk far from prying eyes.






1. The Taos Hum

Some residents and visitors in the small city of Taos, New Mexico, have for years been annoyed and puzzled by a mysterious and faint low-frequency hum in the desert air. Oddly, only about 2 percent of Taos residents report hearing the sound. Some believe it is caused by unusual acoustics; others suspect mass hysteria or some secret, sinister purpose. Whether described as a whir, hum, or buzz and whether natural, psychological or supernatural no one has yet been able to locate the sound's origin.



http://findthetimetorhyme.blogspot.com/2006_02_01_archive.html


The listings might not be as you might think/prefer but whatever it is, this 10 phenomena's cant be differentiated through which is the most mysterious & which is not. Hehehehe...as my saying goes "The mystery remains unsolved"....

~Friday the 13th Myth~


Holla..I am suppost to post this yesterday (Friday 13th) but due to some technical issue (Internet server down), so i decided to off my laptop & continue with the post today..Now you must already have a small picture on what this post is going to be all about. Number 13!!! A mysterious number that most human beings will try to do their level best to avoid it, be it house number, car number which starts with it, etc. I have an old friend of mine in which her house number in real fact is 13 but they have changed it to 13A. Another example, one of my working cgue who had just bought a new house & his house number should be 13 but they have changed it into 11A. Don't you think it's interesting? I believe most of us realize it but there's another one more mysterious myth that we call it as "Friday 13th". Let me brief you something about this...This may sound creepy & for some interesting :)



If Friday the 13th is unlucky, then 2009 is an unusually unlucky year. This week's Friday the 13th is one of three to endure this year. The first came last month. The next is in November. Such a rare triple-threat occurs only once every 11 years. The origin of the link between bad luck and Friday the 13th is murky. The whole thing might date to Biblical times (the 13th guest at the Last Supper betrayed Jesus). By the Middle Ages, both Friday and 13 were considered bearers of bad fortune. In modern times, the superstition permeates society.


Here are five of our favorite Friday-the-13th facts:


1. Fear of Friday the 13th - one of the most popular myths in science - is called paraskavedekatriaphobia as well as friggatriskaidekaphobia. Triskaidekaphobia is fear of the number 13.


2. Many hospitals have no room 13, while some tall buildings skip the 13th floor and some airline terminals omit Gate 13.


3. President Franklin D Roosevelt would not travel on the 13th day of any month and would never host 13 guests at a meal. Napoleon and President Herbert Hoover were also triskaidekaphobic, with an abnormal fear of the number 13.


4. Mark Twain once was the 13th guest at a dinner party. A friend warned him not to go. "It was bad luck," Twain later told the friend. "They only had food for 12." Superstitious diners in Paris can hire a quatorzieme, or professional 14th guest.


5. The number 13 suffers from its position after 12, according to numerologists who consider the latter to be a complete number - 12 months in a year, 12 signs of the zodiac, 12 gods of Olympus, 12 labors of Hercules, 12 tribes of Israel, 12 apostles of Jesus, 12 days of Christmas and 12 eggs in a dozen. Absolutely TRUE right??





Now you must be wondering why am i using some scientific words. To get a better understanding on the meanings, i did some research & the definition is good enough to understand clearly what's this myth is all about. Paraskevidekatriaphobics — people afflicted with a morbid, irrational fear of Friday the 13th — should be pricking up their ears about now, buoyed by seeming evidence that the source of their unholy terror may not be so irrational after all. But it's unwise to take solace in a single scientific study, especially one so peculiar. I suspect these statistics have more to teach us about human psychology than the ill-fatedness of any particular date on the calendar.

Friday the 13th, the most widespread superstition


The sixth day of the week and the number 13 both have foreboding reputations said to date from ancient times, and their inevitable conjunction from one to three times a year (there happen to be three such occurrences in 2009, two of them right in a row) portends more misfortune than some credulous minds can bear. According to experts it's the most widespread superstition in the United States/China & most of the countries around the globe today. Some people won't go to work on Friday the 13th; some won't eat in restaurants; many wouldn't think of setting a wedding on the date.


Though i cant provide the proof, but hope this post gave you some knowledge on "Friday the 13th". Some associate this day with black cats. I would like to share one experience that i had with black stray cat.


One fine day, late in the evening (the day was 13th) while i was busy doing a very very important task (sleeping zzZ, just reached home for Uni semester break) while my mum was cooking in the kitchen, i heard my mum shouting loudly...


Amma : Ayoooooo, nithya!! Karuppu punnai vithu kuleh vanterechuuuu..Sikerem va..

Me : Rushed to the kitchen & i saw a black cat looking at us innocently without fear that we might will 'adikeraning' it with mop.

Amma : Yena parthethu irukeh? Sikerem adichi torethu...Karuppu punnai vithukuleh vantha adhu vithuku nalathu ileh..
Me : Thinking to myself. Inteh punai yena pavam panechooo. Ningeh samicheh vasanai leh vithukuleh vanterechu. Oru velhai passi leh vantherekelam..Haihs. So i go near the punnai (the cat was standing at the same place without any reaction) & try to push it away. It was so stubborn & doesnt even want to move from that place. When i try to 'toretheran' it, it went & hide behind our house sofa. Another side, my mum was holding a mop. I am an animal lover (though i might at sometime abuse it, hehehe), but i didnt have the heart to 'thoreteraning' the cat by using some kitchen appliances.


After 5-10min,


I managed to catch the cat & went outside of the house and 'thurema uthethan' in a malay house. Back at home, my mum was very worried & the cat's face was haunting her. I know my mum very well & she's not the typical indian ladies who's fussy about such myths but some rather how, this incident really disturbed her.


After 2 days, my elder brother met an accident & he was on MC for 5 days. My appa had some problem with his job. My mum started to have some kind of pain on her leg. My younger brother was having a trauma at his work. And lastly, me....I fell sick & hardly can even walk. It didnt heal after a week although i had consulted a few doctor's...Now, dont we call it A mysterious thing??





Then, my mum called my grandma & according to her it could be a black cat curse & we were asked to clean the house with manjai thanni, clean our altar room & go temple to remove the curse. Trust me, after we have done whatever we were asked to do, things came back normal...Whatever that happened to my family can be due to some call it 'bad time' but why did all these happened after the black cat came & 'visited' our house...


The mystery remains unsolved..Nan soldrethu yelam unmai, unmai thavarai vereh yethevum ilaiiiii!!!~

~The Five Minute Management Course~





Holla..This is aint my own post but i feel like sharing it with all. Try reading it. A good laugh for this weekend..In another word, a good one.


Lesson 1:


A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor; before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'


Moral of the story:


If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Lesson 2:


A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'


Moral of the story:


If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.


Lesson 3:


A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'

Puff! She's gone.

Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'


Moral of the story:


Always let your boss have the first say.


Lesson 4


An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not. 'So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.


Moral of the story:


To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


Lesson 5


A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.


Moral of the story:


Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..


Lesson 6


A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.


Morals of the story:


(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


THIS BRINGS US TO THE END OF THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Monday, March 9, 2009

~Happy International Women's Day~






Sweet memories haunt me, roaming into the thoughts of my past...

I scan through my life, from first to last.
Through the days of struggle, my mom held my hand,
Till I grew up and on my feet could stand.
As I traveled through the interiors of the land,
Through the forests and plains and fiery sand.
The sun that rose from the east looked beautiful red,

But the plight of women was not as said.

Though Sania & Aishwarya have won acclaim,
We still don't treat the girls and boys as same.
Why then should there be female foeticide
With the parents wanting to see a boy on their side.
In the name of religion and society our minds are stuck
Ethics, norms, beliefs, we have gone into the muck.

Mother, sister, wife, daughter are a part of our life Love, compassion, sacrifice, they have been with us through strife.
Women, rise, we are with you.
There is light at the end and a morning of dew.
We will all stand and salute the girl child,
For the hand that rocks the cradle, rules the world.

To all the women's out there..Happy Women's Day. Keep on rocking. You are the best!!~

Saturday, March 7, 2009

~Eight things women hate about men~






No human being is perfect. There are some bad habits which every human being is indulging in. But these habits should never be out of limits. Also, we develop a dislike with people with certain bad habits. Women, also being human beings have certain dislikes about men and their habits. The following article gives some of the habits which for sure are hated by most women.


Moody men – Women naturally are more emotionally inclined than men. But some are more moody and emotional. One moment they are happy and the very next they become angry beasts. It is very difficult to predict how they would react and behave to situations. Women would never prefer such men.


The alcoholics- Everything needs to be indulged in limits. But some men just never believe in limits. They make drinking a habit and cannot live without it. Women hate men who are not in control. Alcohol addiction will be the first thing that will drive women away from you.


The womanizer – Another Salman Khan though? They always think that they are the most good looking, charming, handsome, cute, smart & bla bla but end of the day they might be the dangerous guy in earth. Their saying goes like this “A woman, a day makes my day happier”. I dont wish to comment much as i will definitely come with a post on this issue in the near future. All that i would like to say is that, whatever you are doing now & thereafter, you will sit & cry one day for whatever you have done. If Lord Shiva @ Brahman is right infront of me, i would like to ask them if there’s any specific punishment in Veda (remember those punishments in Anniyan movie, noe that’s what i meant).


The gambler – Indians are very much associated with gambling (though Chinese are apart of this culture) & we grew up reading and watching newspaper indian housewives were beaten up to get money for gambling and how they use to finish their savings just for the sake of getting ‘Luck Charm’ through gambling.


The stalker – Women cannot tolerate men who like to follow them. Women like those who have the guts to approach and talk to them.


The cribo – This kind of men want women only to vent out their feelings about how unjust life has been to them. They are desperate for everything. They cannot stand delays and waits.


The dominant – Women don’t wish that men be always inactive. They want men to lead when they should. But when it a woman who can lead better they should be given their due. Women hate men who always want things to be carried out as they wish. They want men who can lead as well as be good listeners when it is apt.


The bad mouth – Women want men who know how to behave with a woman. They hate men who abuse woman or use foul language. A man who knows what and how to speak to a woman will be sought after.

What remains to be explored? Well, women have been a mystery since ages. It is been a hot topic to know what they wish and think about. Sometimes, what a woman says differs greatly from what she wants. She may say something but desire the exact opposite. Isn’t that interesting?  But men will never change & will remain as what they are even if he's the last men alive in earth!!~

~Things Women Love, But Men Hate!~





Women have this peculiar habit of expecting men to know everything about them. This understanding is the criterion for them to believe that men love them a lot. Men love women but certain traits in women do make them go mad. The following are the things women love and men hate to do.








Shopping: Twenty four hours in a day will not be enough for a women to enjoy shopping. Woman tries on every garment in the store finally she selects one. Men shop very rarely so they hate women's never ending shopping.


Something that no one can change. I like shopping (take note i didnt use the word love), but my shopping will not take a long time. Pudicha vanguven, ilehna will catch a movie/drink. 


Talking: Women's talkative nature entertains people. Women's brain easily conceives every minute detail while men do not like to listen to nonessential details. The non-stop blabbering irritates some men out of their wits.


Friends pathi pesevom, family, work, relationships, life, house chores, pets, admirers, day at work, food, shopping, movies and the list will go on. Pesikiteh irukelammm...Apdi oru discussion & talk.


                                                                                        


Crying: For women crying makes her feel better, they will cry three, four, five times a day. Men prefer not to cry, being a broken bone or downed satellite dish.


Emotional time. Some women cry for everything. I have cried countless times but being not the sensitive type, fyi i cry if i cant control my anger. And i will feel better if i cry out.



Cosmo quizzes: Women like doing quizzes about relationships or some other topic. Men prefer doing a scramble. Men's crude remarks about women's lack of interest in intellectual games, often drive the fair sex uneasy.


Simple quiz na yelam women kum pudikum..







Shoes: Women have a stock in footwear because they keep buying with the fashion trend. Men are not frequent buyers of footwear (1 pair of shoe can last 2-3 years)


Adhu yena mayamo nu terileh, i like to buy shoes/sandals. Prefer to match my outfit for the day









Family get together: Women love to spend time with her family .Men may not be happy with these get together.


Yenaku rombe pudicheh activity. Cooking together is yet another not to be missed thing.






Flowers and chocolate: Women love to eat chocolates and are happy to receive flowers. Men want big ticket items like flat televisions as their gifts.


Every women’s favorite. Ana, yenaku rombe pudichithu chocolate tha. Adu saptha i feel very relaxed & peaceful


Spiritual stuff: Women like going to churches or temples. Men prefer going to pub..


Kovil – manasuku nimadhiyaneh yedham..








Soap operas: Women are fond of watching serials , they wait eagerly to see next episode. Men do not watch serials.


Nanum oru serial fan. Currently i am following Kasturi (aired weekdays 7-7.30pm Chnl 211) & Arasi (aired weekdays 9.30-10pm). Previously, i was folowing serials such as Chitti, Annamalai, Selvi, Metti Olli & even Korean serials & Latin serials like Betty La Fia, Rosalinda..Hehehee...



When we consider the above bad habits of women closer, we can see they are not so terrible. Nobody is perfect, and partners should learn to compromise and be patient toward each other!!~