A south Indian Guys Proposal Letter.. Hilarious.. Crazy!!!?
CAUTION: MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT EATING OR DRINKING WHEN READING THIS! I WAS DRINKING TEA AND SPURTED AND SPIFFED TEA ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD AND HAD TO *&%$ CLEAN UP!!!
Madam:I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly gay . Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand.
If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation
Yours and only yours Kutty
Hehehehe...since when u are drinking tea my dear????:D
ReplyDeleteKhejes loose, in office lah. Milo was out of stock so the only drinks available in pantry was tea, nescafe(the drink that i HATE most) & coffee. No choice, so i make tea instead :(
ReplyDeleteOMG....wat a big surprise...hehehehe
ReplyDeleteTea without milk of coz. In another word, 'teh kosong'. Hehehe..
ReplyDeleteSette polam...Now I know why the guy is lonely..
ReplyDeleteDurai : Exactly..
ReplyDelete1.press myself on you- yethu vici press?
2.six foot tall and six inches long-mayakam varudhu
3.filled with hardness-he's our indian Ironman
4.fast baller-ball mathiri uruluvaru
5.my rapid balls that bounce a lot-yenteh ball?
6.jolly gay- soleveh ileh
7.allowing ladies to get on top-karapanpuchi poleh
8.sucking tobacco-valthukal :p
9.pumping the dumb belles in the gym-Sarath Kumar mathiri agenumnu asai
10.my pants is always open for you-puppy shame
11.taking things into my own hands-super
12.loving you very hard every day-yepdi ammi kalhu polaiya?
13.I will press you and press you until you come-yethu vici press panuvingeh?dumb bell ah?
14.nicely smelling feet-urupeteh mathiri tha
15.am stiff with anticipation-good luck
16.Yours and only yours Kutty-ningeh Kutty ah?Kodumai!!~
Hahahahaaaaaaaaa..
lemme higlighted sentences which i cant stop my laugh...even until now.
ReplyDeletesix inches long.- ok thaa :D
I am fast baller- lolz.. ball ape tu...
rapid balls that bounce a lot.--we scared to ur english too.
jolly gay - if u gay, why sent proposal to a gal?
pants is always open for you - hahaha for what yek?? :D
So I am taking things into my own hands everyday-- u mean master...? :D
take my things into your hand. -- aku fainted! paica paica pesarane...
ha ha ha ..really good one ka.
Adi pavingla...
ReplyDeletetake my things into your hand :-- means working with iron rod !!!
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