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Saturday, March 28, 2009

A Malayalam Guy's Proposal Letter...




A south Indian Guys Proposal Letter.. Hilarious.. Crazy!!!?




CAUTION: MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT EATING OR DRINKING WHEN READING THIS! I WAS DRINKING TEA AND SPURTED AND SPIFFED TEA ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD AND HAD TO *&%$ CLEAN UP!!!




Madam:I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.

I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly gay . Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.That is how nice I am.


I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.


I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand.



If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation



Expecting soon,





Yours and only yours Kutty

9 comments:

  1. Hehehehe...since when u are drinking tea my dear????:D

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  2. Khejes loose, in office lah. Milo was out of stock so the only drinks available in pantry was tea, nescafe(the drink that i HATE most) & coffee. No choice, so i make tea instead :(

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  3. OMG....wat a big surprise...hehehehe

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  4. Tea without milk of coz. In another word, 'teh kosong'. Hehehe..

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  5. Sette polam...Now I know why the guy is lonely..

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  6. Durai : Exactly..

    1.press myself on you- yethu vici press?
    2.six foot tall and six inches long-mayakam varudhu
    3.filled with hardness-he's our indian Ironman
    4.fast baller-ball mathiri uruluvaru
    5.my rapid balls that bounce a lot-yenteh ball?
    6.jolly gay- soleveh ileh
    7.allowing ladies to get on top-karapanpuchi poleh
    8.sucking tobacco-valthukal :p
    9.pumping the dumb belles in the gym-Sarath Kumar mathiri agenumnu asai
    10.my pants is always open for you-puppy shame
    11.taking things into my own hands-super
    12.loving you very hard every day-yepdi ammi kalhu polaiya?
    13.I will press you and press you until you come-yethu vici press panuvingeh?dumb bell ah?
    14.nicely smelling feet-urupeteh mathiri tha
    15.am stiff with anticipation-good luck
    16.Yours and only yours Kutty-ningeh Kutty ah?Kodumai!!~

    Hahahahaaaaaaaaa..

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  7. lemme higlighted sentences which i cant stop my laugh...even until now.

    six inches long.- ok thaa :D

    I am fast baller- lolz.. ball ape tu...

    rapid balls that bounce a lot.--we scared to ur english too.

    jolly gay - if u gay, why sent proposal to a gal?

    pants is always open for you - hahaha for what yek?? :D

    So I am taking things into my own hands everyday-- u mean master...? :D

    take my things into your hand. -- aku fainted! paica paica pesarane...

    ha ha ha ..really good one ka.

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  8. take my things into your hand :-- means working with iron rod !!!

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